Well shiver me timbers! Looks like we got this here treasure chest to share with the lot of ya. There's not enough to go 'round, so the first of every Month for the comin' year, I'll be openin' it up for only one of ya. If ya want me to pick ya, then ya need to sail your way through this here site and get yourself a bed. Only then might I pick ya for your share of the booty.
Avast! First drawing is on January 1st. And I'll be choosing from the lot of ya that booked online. The quicker you plunder to find your vacation home the greater your chance to win the booty. Your confirmed reservation number is entered into the pirate cup and from the cup, a winning number is drawn. The winning treasure number is displayed for 30 nights and days and will be replaced by a new treasure number at the beginning of each month. The more vacations you book the greater your chances to win the booty. So gather your swarthy crew of cutthroats and book your vacation now!
Arr...Fair Winds Mateys!
ARHH! someone got away with all of our treasures. check back soon as we are rebuilding our treasure as you read.
Pirate joke of the month with a little Pirattitude:
Why do pirates make excellent fishermen?
(They know how to hook the big ones.)
Pirateology:
Aaaarrrrgggghhhh! - exhortation of discontent or disgust
Ahoy! - Hello!
Ahoy, Matey - Hello, my friend!
Ahoy, me Hearties! - the same as saying "Hello, my friends!"
Avast ye - stop and check this out or pay attention.
Aye - yes
Blimey! - exhortation of surprise
Heave Ho - give it some muscle and push it
Me - my
Shiver me timbers! - and exclamation of shock, surprise or annoyance
Ahoy there Mateys! 
Pirateology:
